Shangri La Di Dah

These days, even a cave dweller could throw a rock and hit a tribbleload of Moroccan pouffles:

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But global chic wasn't always so in vogue. It's refreshing to see a return to interesting -- even decorative -- objects after suffering through the ironic minimalism of the cash rich 90's and early, uh, aughts? 00's? What do you call this decade? At any rate, it's funny how poverty inspires one to hoard stuff. Your grandma wasn't collecting all those foiled gum wrappers for nothing, you know. During the great depression, Doris Duke, the richest girl in the world, began hoarding objects (and houses) with a vengeance. And there was nary a gum wrapper among them.

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The only child of a tobacco heiress, Duke inherited $100 million dollars when her father died (of lung cancer, perhaps?) when she was only 12. That's over a billion clams in today's currency, which she promptly put to good use by suing her mother and taking over her father's estates. I like this girl already. After marrying in the early 1930's, she honeymooned around the world and was inspired by Islamic art and architecture, which led to her construction of the Shangri La estate in Honolulu, now a public museum.

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If you were a good little schoolgirl or boy, you read your Lost Horizon and know that Shangri La is a hidden paradise. Located on 5 acres in the posh Black Point neighborhood, Duke's version fronts the ocean and has insane views of Diamond Head Crater. Hideous, I tell you. But even more impressive than the outside is the inside, which is literally stuffed to the gills with a treasure trove of Islamic artifacts and decor.

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(Sorry for the rather wee images -- the estate doesn't allow you to take pictures inside, and the ones they provide online are mega TINY.) Hopefully you can see that every square inch of this place is decorated with murals, artwork, sculptures, and amazing textiles.

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Are those pouffles centered around a hookah? Doris Duke wouldn't be above taking a toke with the local boyz, for sure. In an age of limited roles for women, she used her money to do things us contemporary ladies take for granted, like become the first female surfing champion.

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That would be her with handsome local boy and Olympic medalist cum surfing tutor extraordinaire, Duke Kahanamoku.

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Meow! Supposedly then married D. Duke and unmarried playboy Duke K. (there's a joke in there somewhere) were getting it on, and he may have even fathered her child, Arden, who died after a premature childbirth.

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If only these pillows could talk...

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At least the walls talk, telling tales of Moroccan design and history. Addtionally, the home holds collections of Turkish and Spanish ceramics and Iranian tiles.

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As soon as I can figure out how to either A) paint ceramic tiles or B) hire the neighborhood kids at slave rates to paint my ceramic tiles, I plan to coat the exterior of my home in a fabulous mosaic extravaganza. It will probably look like my cat threw up on the walls, but what the hell.

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While I'm at it, I may as well add a pergola to shelter my hookahfied evenings from prying eyes.

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Or maybe I should erect a tent fit for a desert king, complete with amazing textiles that screen my floor to ceiling windows from ocean views? I may need to figure out how to fit an ocean into my backyard first. Trivial.

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For a lady born with a silver spoon, Doris Duke did ok. In current times, us plebes may have the overwhelming desire to douse the rich in haterade, but she managed to live an interesting life and leave a lasting impact on society. Besides surfing, cleaning her own homes, serving overseas in WWII, and founding several charitable organizations, Duke left several properties like Shangri La open to the public.

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Plus the lady knew a think or two about how to fix up and look sharp.

Finally, A How To: How to Make a Tapestry Headboard on the Cheap

Several months ago I saw the most insane headboard somewhere on the world wide web.  This evening my ego as a savvy internet searcher has taken a major blow, because, alas, I CAN NOT FIND THE DAMN PICTURE  TO SAVE MY LIFE.  But trust me when I tell you that it was phenomenal:  a big ole tacky tapestry depicting the Last Supper had been repurposed as a king-sized headboard.  While I didn't have a picture of the beast, it's image shined bright as the inspiration for the, ahem, How-To that I will show you kids today. Look!  Our fist How-To!  How sweet.  Since I don't have the original photo, here's a nice opening shot with another tapestry behind a bed (unfortunately, not as a headboard)

If you would like to have a tapestry behind your bed, but you want to crank it up a few notches, I suggest you follow these instructions: 

1. Scour the local thrift stores for a tapestry large and ferocious enough to do the trick (make sure it's at least a couple inches wider than the bed).  

I found some great tapestries on ebay here, here and here

Because I'm cheap and I love a bargain, I will brag that I got this 66" wide tapestry for only $19.  I'm better at finding deals than I am at taking pictures, so I apologize for the craptastic photos.

2.  Get yourself some plywood.  You'll want it to be the same width as the bed and about 8 inches shorter than your tapestry. Make sure it is thick enough to stay flat against the wall, but don't bother blowing your family's savings.  This $9 board did just fine

BONUS:  Have the dudes at the hardware store cut it to size for ya, it's free and saves you loads of time.

3.  Here's where the savings start rolling in:  Buy a small roll of carpet padding.  Every other site on the planet will tell you to use foam from the craft store but not here at Design Crisis, ut-uh, no way.  Were all about saving the Benjamins and this little pointer will cut your crafting costs by at least 75%.  Be sure there is enough square footage on the roll to cover your board twice.  

4.  Cut out 2 pieces of carpet foam the exact same size as your headboard.  If your roll won't make 2 exact pieces, you can use remnants from the first cut to cover the board a second time.

5.    Get yourself some spray adhesive.  WARNING:  Do not buy your adhesive at the craft store, it literally costs 4 times as much as the spray adhesive at the hardware store and isn't as strong.   

6.  Spray a 1 foot wide section of the wood, starting at the edge, fold your foam over and smooth it on to the board.  Work your way across the wood in 1 foot wide sections.  

7. Repeat for the second layer, spraying your adhesive onto the first layer of foam in 1 foot wide sections

8.  Have a sip of whatever cocktail you are enjoying

9.  I think I missed a photo or two during my craft session, but I think you can see what's happening here:  lay your tapestry face-down on the floor with the board face-down on top.  BE SURE TO CENTER IT

10.  Fold each edge over and staple one time on the center of each side, pull the fabric a bit as you go to make sure it's taught.

11.  Have a stapler party and finish stapling all the sides, working your way from the center out

12.  Be sure to fold your corners real pretty like.

13.  Find a boy to put some triangle hanger thingies on the back - 2 will work (make sure the screws are no longer than the thickness of your wood)

- sorry about asking for a boy to do it, I can weld, change the tires of my car and clean up cat vomit, but I don't use wood working tools - 

14. Hang, finish your cocktail, and enjoy

15. Continue enjoying while figuring out what to do with the rest of the room

This little project took about an hour and cost roughly $60.  Not too shabby.  Here are some other tapestry headboards for your viewing pleasure:

both images via vintage and chic

And I'd like to thank our friend, Andrea, for a heads up to these quaint little tapestry pieces:

Frederique Morre creates custom-covered home goods using recycled tapestries. What do you think, should I have 12 of those sofas in the room with my headboard?  Too much?

And finally, one last tapestry-over-something shot:

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If I remember correctly, one of the DC New Year's resolutions was to start posting how-tos, I can't believe we actually did it but look, now you think we're good and honest girls.  With pretty headboards.

Aloha Oe

Oh, blog buddies, it's good to be home! I feel like I've been away from cyberspace for so long I can barely remember how to type, but I'm going to do my best to regale you with tales of my vacation forced labor camp experience. That's right -- we worked. A lot. But before I recount my time on the Hawaiian Gulag, I need to give a big shout out to Hello Gorgeous, Eye Spy, The Homebound and Even Cleveland, for filling in and helping me get some R&R. They did a super fantastic job, and I hope you enjoyed their posts as much as I did. My Mom and Grandpa just moved back to Oahu, bought a place on the Southeast side of Honolulu, and somehow managed to squeeze two lifetime's worth of furniture into one Hawaii sized house. Good times.

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You have to walk up 862 stairs to get inside, but the glass walled views are worth it. Meanwhile, I am totally inspired to yank out all the "grass" in my front yard and gravel it up with some cute xeric bushes and crazy bonsai juniper shrubs.

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My mom was a little obsessed with this gong, but it looks pretty swell with the freshly painted doors. She said they were pastel turquoise (along with gingerbread style matching garage doors!) when they bought the house. Yikes. Well, come on in:

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They moved in about a week before I snapped these pictures, so everything may not be in its final resting place. But, my OCD to the max mom had us Hunny Bunny moving stuff every day so things are reasonably squared away. Apparently, before I arrived the original crystal chandeliers were, ahem, replaced with wrought iron ones. Let us not speak of this again.

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My mom and I don't have the same taste, but I definitely think she has good taste; I'm sure I inherited a lot of decorating quirks from her. For example, I might give a tooth for that gilded wood mirror, which my sweet, cute little old grandpa talked an antiques dealer into charging him only $70. Tip: send your adorable, old relatives in to haggle for you. The antiques biddies think you're all young whippersnappers, anyway.

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I can't say i agree with her on everything, though. I pretty much took this picture to A) show off the insane soapstone entertainment center, which barely arrived intact after being shipped back and forth overseas, and B) enlist the help of my bloggy friends in convincing her that lamp cannot go there. Can. Not.

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Still, she can take credit for my brass fixation. And I will take that Bodhisattva and the tiny Hiroshige book.

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My grandfather fought in WWII and went on to spend over 20 years in the Navy; he had an amazing eye for decor, which he purchased from far away places all over the world. I have lusted after this Japanese lamp for most of my life, but she looks so happy in her new home.

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The dining room was tough to shoot without restaging it, and may I remind you folks that I was on vacation? Unfortuantely, I wasn't able to shoot the kitchen or bathrooms because they are just too ugly. The people who lived here before thought baby pink + baby blue = delightful! The kitchen is being renovated right now, and I bet the bathrooms won't last long in their current iterations. The sad thing is that they still look better than my bathrooms.

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The best thing about the house is the view. Every single room has enormous windows and views of mountains, gardens or the ocean.

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Yeah, like that.

We enjoyed fabulous ocean views while relaxing in the guest room. Of course, that was only possible after spending hours putting together that %$&*# bamboo bed. Kids, do not try this at home.

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The much roomier master isn't too shabby, either. Unobstructed views of Koko Head Crater face the bed to help start your day. Although I would be tempted to just laze in bed all morning, staring out the window.

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Although I like the house, I think I am most envious of the landscaping. Here in Austin, every hole you dig is a struggle, and you practically have to beg shrubs to live once planted. However, because we live in a temperate zone, we do share a lot of the same species, so I'm inspired to maybe plant some rambling bougainvillea.

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Or maybe I should try to transfer my purple Ti plant to the ground and see what happens. And did I already menton that I'm liking this gravel idea?

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I think I may have to hire someone to get a yard like this. These people really knew what they were doing, and the plants in Hawaii get so huge -- like they're on steroids. Are steroids for plants illegal?

That's pretty much it for my Hawaiian house tour, but I'm going to leave on a personal note:

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That's my dear, sweet Mom with my cutie pie Grandpa (nice ladder in the background... told you we were working!). Yesterday was his 88th birthday, and I just wanted to send him lots of love from the mainland.

Like I said, it's so good to be back home! But helping out with my Mom's house has reminded me of how very much work we need to do on our own (getting very nervous that we won't meet our June deadline!), so feel free to badger me for progress reports on Casa Erin in the upcoming months.