Round Top Roundup

Last weekend Karly and I went to Round Top -- the most ginormous antiques fair EVER. Since I'll be updating the blog later today with a (hopefully) witty riposte on Top Design, I thought I'd post some photos of the fair along with a few of my fabulous finds to tide you over. Karly went back for seconds today, so I'm sure she'll be blogging about her own glorious adventures very soon.

The fair held many delights, and also more than a few scary items. Take these ladies, for example:

round top bunnies

One of the best stores was The Old West Shop, but the prices were pretty steep. Who knew you could buy a carved wooden horse with real human teeth, though?

round top old west

Another horse (this time atop a giant lamp post) -- one of the recurring motifs of the day:

round top horse light

Gypsies Antiques from Austin had a great booth with some amazing vintage lucite chandeliers and bathroom fixtures:

round top lights

I nearly had a heart attack when I saw these vintage industrial pull-down and scissor lamps. HOTNESS!

round top lights

Many animals roamed the grounds freely. This panther really wanted to come home with me, but I think my spoiled little kitty princess would be insanely jealous.

round top animals

A few booths had some great African art, and Karly wanted to steal these beaded chairs, but she couldn't fit them into her purse.

round top chairs

I thought this drum base would have made a cool end table if topped by a piece of glass.

round top instruments

All in all, we had a great day, and both of us indulged in out favorite pastimes.

erin and karly

Of course, the best part was the treasure trove we dragged home. Meet my new young buck, Brian. The store proprietor marked him at $15, but gave him to me for $10.

brian

I already have enough chairs and lamps to open a vintage furnishings store, but I couldn't resist this pair of hoop chairs for $15 each.

All together now:

hoop chairs and brain

Honestly I bought the chairs for my patio because they're weatherproof nylon, but if I could figure out a way to paint them black, I might be inclined to keep them inside... Anyone have an idea?

Shangri La in the City

For weeks I've been filing away little bits of this 'n' that for an ultra mega multi post on industrial style. Perhaps because there's a cloud of impending financial ruin hanging over the head of almost every person nationwide, sorting through my tangled web of ideas is somehow more than my distracted brain can currently handle. Then I can across photographer Jay Maisel's UNBELIEVABLE apartment entire building that he owns in New York City, featured in New York Magazine. Not only is it possibly the greatest real estate score in the history of the universe, the 1898 building retains an aura of industrial optimism, of hope for the future in a time when The Captains of Industry had not yet evolved into first class Robber Barons. Read on.

maisel front door 190 bowery

Maisel purchased the entire 35,000 square foot ex-Bank of Germania 42 years ago for $102,000. No, I did not leave off a zero or two. If that seems like a financial windfall -- it is. Real estate experts estimate 190 Bowery to be worth at least $30 million, and there are rumors that Maisel was once offered $70 million for it.

bowery

He didn't sell, and currently only he, his wife and daughter live there. That's 3 people living in a 35,000 sq ft building in the middle of New York City (!). But it's also 3 people to upkeep an enormous piece of property, and graffiti is but one of the many hurdles they face. There are minor issues such as air conditioning, heating, window repair and so forth. Since the building is on the Historic Register, apparently getting building permits is nigh impossible. That means it's DIY or die.

maisel bowery

What makes this place a magical wonderland (besides the sheer fantastic lunacy of it all) may be the aesthetic decisions cobbled from relatively limited resources. Necessity is the mother of invention, and I love the exposed fixtures, back to basics chrome bars, sleek finishes and natural materials. Everything is functional and harmonious.

maisel bowery

There is an agelessness in the melange, the mix, of turn of the 20th century industrial and the simplicity of newly added necessities. Nothing is overdone because it can't be. There's too much to do.

maisel bowery

A painted wall becomes an exercise in luxury in a space where daily endeavors run more towards maintenance than decor. All of the recycled furnishing -- the flat file tables, the laboratory stools, the old and beautiful stove -- are charmingly zany but right at home. Not a Saarinen table in sight. It's so utilitarian that it's almost shocking in today's culture of adornment.

maisel bowery

He even built his daughter a platform for her bed so that she could watch the skyline at night. And as this image from a student at one of Maisel's photographic workshops shows, what a skyline it is:

maisel bowery

Many people thought that 190 Bowery was vacant because of its exterior neglect relative to the shiny new shops springing up like mushrooms on Bowery. Photos of graffiti from nizno's Flickr stream document an everchanging panorama scrawled upon the sides of Maisel's home.

bowery graffiti

But I feel like there is beauty in a place that just is and doesn't have to be perfectly new and sanitized for our hyper-consumerist culture. The interior speaks to the same philosophy of respectful dilapidation.

maisel bowery

This tiny portion of Maisel's work space shows greenhouse-like ducts overhead that carry cool air across the room. And the original elevator that continually runs up and down 12 flights of stairs is still intact -- and has only broken down once or twice.

maisel bowery

I love that so much effort went into making a functional grate so beautiful. There's a sense of pride and respect that has -- for the most part -- been replaced by cheap materials and stylized muzak. Neither of those things are welcome industrial improvements, aesthetically speaking.

bowery graffiti

And of course, there is the sheer magnitude of space, unfathomable in a nation where most of us think that a tenth of the square footage would be enormous. Population density has driven the dream of owning one's own personal frontier to the brink of extinction.

maisel bowery

NY Magazine says that the basement bank vault alone -- where Maisel secures his completed works -- could easily serve as a spacious studio apartment. And in fact, parts of the building have been rented before and may be rented again. Most notably, Roy Lichtenstein once kept a floor as an art studio, and the bottom floor, which houses an indoor basketball court, may be rented out again.

Part of me might feel resentful about breaking up my kingdom and sharing it with strangers, but the pragmatic part knows that Maisel should do whatever he must to pay his taxes and keep 190 Bowery livable.

Whatever you do, Mr. Maisel, please don't ever sell it. Not for all the money left in our dreary, washed up economy. Alhough it may be tempting to take the money and run, that would be like selling a piece of the American dream, and now -- more than ever -- we need it.

Congratulations Design Crisis, You Have The Top Design

The polls are closed and Thank You, Thank You everyone for showing up to the debates.  We have collectively been able to come up with bachelor pads that are far more stunning than the sad-sac-panty-keeper-on-ers than the ones on Top Design (and don't give me no jive talk about budget and time, top designers, you're supposed to be the very best, hence the television cameras following you around).  The democratic effort here at DC headquarters brings a tear to my eye, and for that, I give several awards. To Anna from Door 16, I award a lovely crimson satin sheet set for her nomination, the Portland Apartment (also for her funny comment about the (p)anty word, sorry to keep saying it Anna):

yes, this pad is certain to bring the undergarments of an entire generation right down to the well polished floor.

To my East-Coast Buddy, Woodley Park Zoo, I award a stunning black lacquer living room group for pointing my Top Design weary eyes in the direction of Dave's New Place at AT:

Apparently some looney-toon thought this pad had too many vignettes.  Maybe, but I wouldn't be scared to shower in that b. pad, so, winner.

The next big winner is our own miss Erin.  Erin wins her very own Fredrick Hart glass booby sculpture for showing us David Netto's apartment:

Yes, yes, this will do just fine.  Are you taking notes, Top Designers?  If so, I might consider writing about you next week.  But you NEED to study.

And FINALLY, the winner of our gorgeous framed lamborghini poster is Raina the keyboard wielding design goddess from If the Lampshade Fits for her nomination of, not one, but TWO stunning b. pads.  Single gentlemen and TDers alike, observe:

The home of Alexander Verbeek 

and the home of an unnamed manhattan bachelor:

Excellent work everyone.  You have all made  mommy so so proud, I just might give you your own TV show next season.  We'll see.