I hate to break it to you but, despite the title of today's post, we will not be showing any X-rated decor, instead I'll be focusing on real wood from real trees and how sometimes it's found (totally and completely behaving itself) in the bathroom. Ok, backing up: the hubs and I are finally starting to talk seriously about redoing this builder-grade-crap-pile of a guest bathroom we've been living with for the last 2 years, which is throwing me into an indecisive whirlwind of overwhelming choices. Did I ever mention that I'm bad with decisions? I am. Anyway, I was going to line up a bunch of different pictures of bathrooms with various tile choices and force you all to tell me which was best when I realized that there are a TON of bathrooms out there with wood floors. So many, in fact, that I decided the topic deserved it's own post.

I've looked at this picture a million times (it's in my bathroom file but I'm not sure why) and I just today realized it had wood floors. So I'm indecisive and unobservant. Great. Anyway, I thought to mineself: self! what the hell? Aren't those floors going to warp. I thought wood floors only came in bathrooms that looked like this:

Wood floors here are no surprise, and yes, they are lovely. They seem to be in good shape so I don't know why they wouldn't work equally well in a modern bath. Apparently, other homeowners share this thought: