She Wore Blue Velvet

Yeah, I still want a blue velvet sofa. But when Jenny from MFAMB started saying things like "folex" and "lint roller" I got a little skeered. Maybe some people are better at keeping their hot stuff tidy, but I am in kid vomit and sticky jello red alert phase. Not that it's stopping the sexy feeling I get from gazing upon such beauties as these:

Purdy.

As I type this, I remember that I may have a slice of cobalt velveteen goodness of my very own:

Oh yeah. That guy. Somehow he has escaped Ike's jelly period unscathed, mostly due to the magic of a sheepskin cover and general neglect.

Which is why I think I'm going to sell him. Her. It. It brings tears of sadness to my eyeballs, but our bedrooms in New House are just so much smaller than they were in Old House. Blue velvet rocker must go.

Let me know if you're interested.

In the meantime, don't think about this:

Scary Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet... don't think about it!

Later, taters. Sleep with the lights on tonight.

Crazy Wallpaper Friday

This one's not really a big deal. Oh it's just an evil monkey on acid. And a masked man cradling a cudgel like nobody's business.

Let's unpack this nightmare.

Eyes Wide Shut scary harlequin man is obviously sidling up to tweety with malevolent designs in mind. Hello? That's not a flute. Flutes are for happy things. And demon face devil monkey is up to no good -- check at those murder hands. You know, the ones where his feet should be. Meanwhile Timmy the turtle is carrying on like this is some ho hum everyday shit and we all know it isn't because even the cherub is hanging on for dear life. Between you and me, I think he's turned to the dark side. Sorry, Jesus.

Put this in a kid's room and warp their sweet little minds FOR EVER.

Scalamandre's Venetian Carnival.

Don't say I didn't warn you that this wallpaper may strangle you while you sleep.

Yes to this

Howdy Ho Everyone!!  Long time no post, I know.  Sorry dudes, mommy's busy, but I promised Erin I would check in today and tomorrow and gosh darn it I'm keeping my word.  Today I don't have much because I'm sleepy and tired.  but I'm promising YOU, dear readers, that tomorrow I'll have more. Plus, today's is pretty good

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See you on the flip side.