Crazy Wallpaper Friday

This one's not really a big deal. Oh it's just an evil monkey on acid. And a masked man cradling a cudgel like nobody's business.

Let's unpack this nightmare.

Eyes Wide Shut scary harlequin man is obviously sidling up to tweety with malevolent designs in mind. Hello? That's not a flute. Flutes are for happy things. And demon face devil monkey is up to no good -- check at those murder hands. You know, the ones where his feet should be. Meanwhile Timmy the turtle is carrying on like this is some ho hum everyday shit and we all know it isn't because even the cherub is hanging on for dear life. Between you and me, I think he's turned to the dark side. Sorry, Jesus.

Put this in a kid's room and warp their sweet little minds FOR EVER.

Scalamandre's Venetian Carnival.

Don't say I didn't warn you that this wallpaper may strangle you while you sleep.

Yes to this

Howdy Ho Everyone!!  Long time no post, I know.  Sorry dudes, mommy's busy, but I promised Erin I would check in today and tomorrow and gosh darn it I'm keeping my word.  Today I don't have much because I'm sleepy and tired.  but I'm promising YOU, dear readers, that tomorrow I'll have more. Plus, today's is pretty good

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See you on the flip side.

 

 

Blue Period

All these peachy pink walls are giving me the blues, but not in a weepy wimpy way. More in a, I must have cobalt blue velvet stat, kind of way.

Case in point:

This fabulous vintage tufted sofa with brand new blue velvet upholstery just popped up at a local dealer's shop. Sadly, I know this particular dealer will be charging 1st Dibs prices. Double sadly, that upholstery in my house would go from pristine to a jelly smeared nightmare in 3.2 seconds.

But look how good FloLo makes peacocky blue look with a juicy pink palette. Delish.

Almost as good as my girl Naomi Stein's fabulous Klein blue and pantone pink office nook. Genius, no?

Go check out the rest of her amazing apartment reveal over at Design Sponge.

And then please report back to let me know where I can get an amazing kid friendly blue sofa.