Life on the Wrong Side of the Tracks

Matt and I bought our house a year ago.  Our home is 7 miles further south and 20 years newer than we would prefer.  With Austin's current growth rate (welcome, Californians!) we had 2 choices in our price range:  buy a newer house further away than we would like or buy the vintage fixer-uper of our dreams just east of downtown in a less than, ahem, stellar neighborhood.   We chose the former.   Last week The New York Times ran a profile on a few families who took option B.  It was awesome and I will rehash it here, with commentary.  Get out your popcorn!

Meet your neighbors.  This graffiti covered storage shed / possible meth lab is neighbor to the first home we'll be visiting today.  Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with a customized padlocked shed every now and then, but really, these graphics are less than sub-par.

The outside of our home on tour:  once a shoe manufacturing plant, this 16,000 square foot (yes you read that right) building was built in the 1800s.  Before the Ms. Griffith moved in, it was home to pigeons and a colony of bats.  Ms. Griffith admits to falling asleep to the sound of gunshots every so often.

But, in trade, she gets this:

and this

oh, and did I mention this:

Ms. Griffith has put over $400,000 into the home knowing full well that the conditions may never improve enough for her to see a return on her investment.  Aside from the gunshots, this home is in San Antonio, which, according to me, is problem #1.  (Sorry readers in San Antonio, I still love you, just not the Riverwalk or Eva Longoria Parker)

Next we are shown the exterior of the Hulser home, built in Connecticut (much better than San Antonio) in 1839.  Apparently the train is not the worst thing about this residence as we are not shown the inside.  

These lovely antique dealers saved 35% off of their home's estimated value just for agreeing to put up with this:

Who doesn't want an abandoned gas station (haunted adventures!) and a trailer park (party!) as neighbors?  I say it's A-OK when you get to rock like this:

And just a little OK when you rock like this:

You'd think all that money they saved on the house would have allowed them a larger curtain budget. 

That was mean.  Your house is lovely, boys.  Moving on

This fancy couple said I Do to the occasional transient junky in exchange for life in this renovated church.  Because of it's proximity to a nearby community center they often have unexpected sleep over parties on their yard.  Hey, who doesn't like a party?  You?  No?  Well, what if I told you that the inside of the home looks like this:

Are we singing different songs, yet?  The couple bought the home for just over $1,000,000 in Santa Monica where comparable homes usually sell for double the price.

This 10 room Federal style house is neighbor to boarded up buildings and empty lots.  The $350,000 home in the Bronx is in one of the cities most unsafe areas according to police reports.  

The Diaz's, who purchased the home in 2004, have doubled the purchase price by hauling off trash, setting up surveillance cameras and making the old joint look like this:

ho-hum, but that's not the point.  Where do you all stand?  Would you be willing to put up with trains, gunshots, fire stations or trailer parks if it meant that the home of your dreams was within your reach?

What if it also meant that you may never have the hope of reselling your home?  Or that you could only resell at a loss?  That your home is no longer an investment, just the satisfaction of your dream-home-desires?  

I'm very torn on this issue and often wonder, despite how much I like my home, if I did the right thing.  I'd love to hear what you all think.

Summer in Paris

Do you know what's stupid? The current weather conditions in Austin. Sure, one would expect central Texas to be a blazing, barren oven of hotness come mid July and August, but it's barely June and the temperatures are already soaring over 100 degrees every damn day. The heat is giving me cankles, and really -- my nice feet were all I had left. In another week, I will complete my transformation into the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, pasty white skin and all. People, I am broiling like a rump roast here, and I need to get away!

antoine manuel paris metro map

Ahhhh, sweet Pareeee! This Friday it's projected to be a balmy 69 degrees with summer showers in the Gallic capital, and that sounds FANTASTIC. I think I should hang this poster of the Paris Metro Map designed by Antoine and Manuel in my office to remind me to stay cool. Also, relative to most of the superawesome stuff we post on DC, this poster is nigh affordable. At a mere 60 Euros, with an exchange rate of 5 million USD to 1 EU, that would make the poster a mere 300 million American dollars. Doh! Maybe you should wait until the dollar is worth more than nothing before you order it...

Psssst: you can also see Antoine and Manuel's crazy faceted cabinet, manufactured for Bd Barcelona, in this post.

Have a great weekend, but be sure to tune in next week for our super rug giveaway! That's right -- we're giving away a brand new, free rug! Wheeeeeee!

Get In Shape Girl

Every year around March I realize what all my mother's peanut butterballs and butterscotch cookies have done to me and I instantly morph into a certified workoutaholic.  I don't just go to the gym once or twice a week and I don't park myself on the elliptical with a magazine.  I become a complete workout freak.  My obsession lands me in the gym at crazy hours (who knew there was such a time as 7am?) and has me balking at the ladies who turn on the fans in spin class (we're supposed to be sweating!) For roughly 6 month of the year my love for decor actually has a rival:  the gym. I've wanted to do a post on rooms with workout equipment in them (swoon!) but I guess most decorators don't take too kindly to a treadmill shoved in the corner.  I couldn't find a single image.  Not one.  (If you guys know of any, send me links!!)  Instead, I've combed the interwebs for the most well designed workout crap I could find.  Maybe some of these pieces could find a comfy spot in a well designed home?

Grand Queen of Web Sleuthing, Laura Sweet did a fantastic weight roundup on If It's Hip, It's Here last March.  I picked out my faves, um, hello, GOLD dumbells?  I really need to re-negotiate my gym membership, it could be 1000 times classier.  Be sure to check out the rest of Laura's roundup here

Electra Bike via Below the Clouds

My favorite workout involves cardio, lots and lots of cardio.  Perhaps I could sneak into my gym late one night and paint some lovely alexander girard inspired images on the stationary bikes?  I think the colorful flowers would look oh-so-lovely against the dirty-snow-grey.  No?  Maybe I should just start bringing in my own LOVE seat cover?

I have to admit that the idea of racing down a hill on the BauBike by Michael Ubbesen Jakobsen scares the living daylights out of me.  What if you were thrown backwards?  Need I say more?

Honestly, aside from my fear of falling, what makes these bikes particularly unappealing to me is that they are designed for outdoor use, a burden those of you in the north are lucky enough to not understand.  Today it was 100 degrees in Austin and not even my strongest workout ambitions can battle that kind of heat.  So something like this might be better for me:

The River Gym, a floating gym powered by the energy you exert while peddling or running or whatever.

Ok, these kinda freak me out and look like opportunities to either a. asphyxiate while baking under the sun or b. workout your way to a beautiful white grave under the sea.  A for effort, but I'm a little creeped out.

Let's go to a happier place

ahhh, that hits the spot.  LOOK!  Decorating!  Exercising!  This is the gym for me!

If I ever tire of climbing on picture frames and deer antlers in Japan (not a chance) I will clear my mind at these minimally designed towers in Amsterdam (of course).  The towers are a proposed vision to deal with the city's abandoned sewage treatment sites.  Kinda gross, but it looks like they plan to give 'em a good scrubbing:

The inside of the towers.

Admittedly, I've never been climbing, I think this should be a good place to start.

Of course, if you're going to work out, you've gotta have good workout shoes

They're Transformers!  Zoinks!

If you're more the workout-at-home type, might I suggest doing so while following Mariko Takahashi's Fitness video, which can be seen in all it's glory here

Happy Workouts Y'all!