Friends, has the recession got you down? I know you're bummed to no longer have a bundle of Gs just laying around for that newest set of Louis Vuitton trunks you planned to scatter artfully throughout your home in an oh so status conscious gesture that screams, "I have money to burn, bitches!"
So what's a label whore* to do when the economy declares most emphatically that there shall be no more excessive spending?
*Not that I'm judging, since momma wouldn't turn down a free LV bag. Hint, hint sponsors...
Well, you could bring some curb appeal to your real estate and watch the value skyrocket:
The window bars really ratchet the klass factor up a notch or 20, don't you think? Via
Of course in a house so special and ah, unique, one can't be expected to live a common, pedestrian existence, can one? One must extend one's special uniqueness to all aspects of one's daily life.
Really, how could one be expected to use a common Hefty trashbag? That would be wimpy wimpy wimpy. Via
Or have a common pet, for that matter? I think this pig would really say, "I like money, but I'm not afraid to get my hands entire body dirty."
I'm not sure brown is the best color in this context. Via
Now this is what I'm talking about! I'm not even kidding. I never wanted to drive a Cutlass Sierra until now, but I neeeed that car. Hopefully the man doing sexy pose on it is not included because he's covering up my paint job. Maybe they make Louis Vuitton camouflage? That would totally appeal to hunters everywhere, I'm sure.