Karly and I have decided to reward our hard work and unflagging dedication to paint gangstas and laser light makeovers and seizure inducing trends with a blogcation. A blogiday. A bloggatical. So we're going to glut ourselves with nog and booze, and sleep in and watch bad TV, until the year 2010 -- which seems like it must be far, far away in the future, but is actually only 2 weeks from now. Can you believe it's almost 2010 and I don't have a robot butler, or a jetpack, or a flying car that will shuttle me around despite my expired driver's license? The future has really been a huge disappointment thus far. However, Karly and I have a few plans in store for the new year which will make the future a whole lot brighter for you guys -- our beloved readers, who will hopefully return even though we're going to leave the blog totally untended for two whole weeks. To tempt you back, we're planning to have stuff to buy, and more stuff to look at, and we're even going to let people hire us to do things. So yeah, 2010 will be spectacularly full of awesome stuff and things.
In the meantime, we'd like to leave you with some season's greetings:
Sweet Baby Ike would like to wish you Happy Holidays and a Rrrrrrrroaring Good New Year. See you all on January 4th!